Louis & Louis

Information Annoyance

We live in an age of information, fast-food, and obsession with fast weight loss . Forget the human loves of old, such as wearing nice frocks, playing with conkers and aerobics, information sending and receiving is where it’s at. The problem with that, of course, is that there is no escape from it, and a whole slew of problems as a direct result. One of the ways that it has affected our daily lives negatively is by nuisance phone-calls: pesky More

The N Man

Back when people actually cared what philosophers were on about, instead of sitting down for a night of watching celebrity dancing on thin ice, or whatever it’s called, they used to go and kill animals and then eat them over a fire while considering what the newest philosophical thing was; life was simple and without technology, and that was just fine. Instead of obsessing over two-dimensional screens and rushing out to buy the latest touch-screen technology or make their weekely More

Snot

Forget high-tech stuff we don’t need, fast cars and amazing gadgets. Forget rockets to Mars and Jupiter and spending money on making money, I want to know the answers to those smaller and equally important questions which riddle out human universe on a daily basis: such as Where did Robert Kilroy Silk go? and the all important Why does snot taste so good actually? I know it’s really very disgusting and fairly reprehensible, but seriously, it’s a valid question I More

‘I Eat Green Berets For Breakfast!!’

A few nights ago, I had the privilege of seeing ‘Commando’ again. It used to be a really cool film to watch twenty-odd years ago, but now it comes across very differently…

Arnold Schwarzenegger is well known for pretty much being unable to act. He has monosyllabised his way through a large number of films and has only ever got away with it because of his physique and quirky charm. And his role in ‘Commando’ must be one of the More

A Bone To Pick

Far as most things in life go, I have a bone to pick. But every so often something so annoying and wrong comes along that I have an entire skeleton to pick. Take, for example, the The National Lottery Winners Show on TV. A show which presents one of the stupidest ideas imaginable and tries to palm it off as ‘entertainment’.

Now, I have absolutely no problem with people winning a lot of money. After all, it’s fair. And I More

Summer Poetry And Artistic Nudity!

2010 has been a good year for me so far, and this week I have received some really exciting news that has got me looking forward to the summer with real anticipation!

Besides my forays into the blogosphere I also like expressing my creativity through writing in general. I have previously had a novel published, and had plays produced in the theatre and on radio. I don’t want to blow my own trumpet too much, they were only little productions More